Roto Grip Deranged Bowling Ball

GUTS: THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND ME. I know people call me strange…weird…not normal. Yet do they try to get to know me, the person I am inside? NO! Their feeble minds are incapable of comprehending my complex inner workings – my ingenious Middle Roll 70™ core. But, that’s OK. The less they know, the easier it will be to achieve absolute supremacy on the lanes. 

GRIT: MY LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING. When they look at me, all they see is a mass of neon green and white. They have no clue I’m made with the new 61MH™ pearl reactive coverstock to help me ease through the front part of the lane. Their closed minds only give me more power. Unsuspecting idiots. 

GRIME: INSANELY POWERFUL AND IN TOTAL CONTROL. My dominance reigns on lanes with medium-heavy oil. Nothing gives me more pleasure than swooping in and taking my opponents by surprise with my speed and strength at obliterating the pins. So naïve, so sure of themselves, so ready for me to crush their spirits.